Monday, December 21, 2009


rory by Tatiana <3 style="text-align: center;">This is Rory's belly when she is 32 weeks

These creative yet twisted nursery rhymes are made by
Rory's Aunties and me
i love them all

O my flowery Rory,
why you are so naughty,
can't you see your mommy,
rubbing at her tummy,
so you can feel very comfy
by Flolady Ochie

(with the music from "one hand in my pocket" by alanis)
she's deadly and she's flowery
she's smokey and she's drunk
she's poopy and her mom's real pissed...
but she's got one hand in her pocket,
and the other one's reaching the toilet flush
by Popok Tatiana Romanova

don't you worry
when your tummy
goes all floppy
i'll be ready...
train your potty
all your poopy
will be jolly
when your potty
done and ready
no more floppy
in your tummy
so no worry
darling rory
by Popok Tatiana Romanova

sleep oh sleep my baby Berlin
the one who can't stop kickin'
inside me tummy just spinnin' spinnin'
tickle, tickle Rory darlin'
your punch just makes me laughin'
so sleep now my Laureline
and tomorrow we can all just playin'
by me

whether it's mango, or milk choco
or tebo and noodle with chilli-O
my rory keeps growing but not so fatso
a chubby-snowy-ball she is numero uno
by me

not a drum nor a door
not a thump nor a knock
hear no sound yet it's real
oh.. it just ROARy that you feel
by Gracelia

anxious, worried, surprise, confused
a slight of happiness
grow grew grown
ultimate happiness & blessed
by Gracelia

come out come out rory...
we have a date with the potty...
but don't tell mommy...
she will bang bang kill me
by Popok Tatiana Romanova

The clouds grow stormy, the sky goes dark
The hellspawn is soon to arrive
Listen for when it screams "im alive"
All the best my dark nanny for the birth of rory
And tell them a dark story
by Esmeralda BloodyQueen

Cast out from heaven a dark soul is sent
little Rory with angel wings broken and bent
Falling to earth for evil is Rory's soul
Sent down in a bloody bowl
Falling - Nearing hell
Then feeling a black magic spell
Angel wings turn hard into bat leather
Demon wings grow without an angelic feather
Arriving to earth on a dark night
Behold the demon spawn by the moonlight
Dark souled Rory is here
To bring hate and fear
Into the hearts of all men on earth
Nanny is chosen for the birth
The dark nanny a perfect vessel for Rory
So tell all of this dark and bloody story...
by Esmeralda BloodyQueen

Thank you girls for your twisted rhymes for Rory,
she'll love them!


  1. please pardon your twisted aunties AND MOM, rory! :))
    it's just too much fun! let's make some more!!! <3

  2. ahahhahah
    ayo poook
    make some moreeeeeeeeee
    make it more twisted :*


  3. ahahahahahaa one more potty-themed lyric... :P
    tomorrow i'll sing it for rory!!! <3